Who could learn to love a beast?

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via isuggestyougoreadabook)

isuggestyougoreadabook:

me whenever i get a compliment. 
ghost hunters:can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters:oh so your name is william